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Post by Shooter on Dec 15, 2008 21:38:11 GMT -5
Jesus has 10's across the board. Scorcho has 5's but at his request I gave him a 15 in kicking just so he had a chance.
1 round, 60 min time limit. Vale Tudo rules.
(Scorcho is a cheater)
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... Jesus 'The King' Christ SHOOTS AND ATTEMPTS A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN ...... Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!........ Jesus 'The King' Christ HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... Jesus 'The King' Christ WORKS FOR POSITION...... Jesus 'The King' Christ HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... Jesus 'The King' Christ POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... Jesus 'The King' Christ LOCKS ON A REAR NAKED CHOKE...... (* NEW RECORD *) CRIPPLING LOCK....... Jesus 'The King' Christ WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte HAS BEEN CHOKED OUT COLD!!!!
Jesus 'The King' Christ WINS BY KO / CHOKE / REAR NAKED CHOKE AT THE TIME OF 0 : 24 OF ROUND 1 .
STATS FOR Jesus 'The King' Christ STRIKES SCORED: 0/0 (0%) STRIKING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0 TAKEDOWNS SCORED: 1/1 (100%) TAKEDOWN AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0 GRAPPLING ATTACKS SCORED: 1/1 (100%) GRAPPLING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 200 SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS: 1
STATS FOR Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte STRIKES SCORED: 0/0 (0%) STRIKING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0 TAKEDOWNS SCORED: 0/0 (0%) TAKEDOWN AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0 GRAPPLING ATTACKS SCORED: 0/0 (0%) GRAPPLING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0 SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS: 0
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Post by brian on Dec 15, 2008 21:41:55 GMT -5
thats blasphemy dont talk like that bullshit about God our Lord
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Post by Garrett Sandeen on Dec 16, 2008 1:06:31 GMT -5
Bow to master, Scorcho! Do not deny him any longer!
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Post by Universal Trainer on Dec 16, 2008 8:00:38 GMT -5
thats blasphemy dont talk like that bullshit about God our Lord Having him kick the ass of an athiest is blasphemy? I don't think so. Scorcho's had this coming for quite awhile. Don't get your panties in a bunch. If Paul had won..now that would be blasphemy
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Danilo Braga
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Post by Danilo Braga on Dec 16, 2008 10:05:55 GMT -5
I can't believe Jesus choked him out, he didn't have to do that, Jesus held the choke too long, Jesus you're out of here.
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Post by "SIN" Christiansin on Dec 16, 2008 11:11:30 GMT -5
I only have one question about this fight.... Did Jesus wear a robe? OR... did he freshen up a little bit and wear a gia? And if so.... did I spell gia right?
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Post by Shooter on Dec 16, 2008 12:15:19 GMT -5
actually Gia was a coked up aids ridden model. A Gi is what you meant. and no he wore a speedo...why not he's Jesus, he can wear what he wants. Praise him!!
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Post by "SIN" Christiansin on Dec 16, 2008 14:13:23 GMT -5
For the record.... NO man should ever wear a speedo... Except for maybe BJ Penn so he can make Scorcho lick his ass crack after he makes him tap out due to his superior BJJ.
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Post by jimmythomson on Dec 16, 2008 23:01:13 GMT -5
I can't believe Jesus choked him out, he didn't have to do that, Jesus held the choke too long, Jesus you're out of here. I laughed pretty hard at this. For the record, I think Scorcho should have had a 10 in takedown defense so Jesus coulda boxed him!.
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