Post by Shooter on Dec 15, 2008 21:40:39 GMT -5
Just cause I thought it would be funny.
.........ROUND 1 STARTS.........
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BJ PENN FAKES A TAKEDOWN......
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Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT BJ PENN COUNTERS WITH A STRAIGHT CROSS
...... MISSED BADLY.......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte RETREATS......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT BJ PENN COUNTERS WITH A BODY SHOT
...... MISSED BADLY.......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte RETREATS......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT BJ PENN COUNTERS WITH A JAB
...... MISSED BADLY.......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte RETREATS......
BJ PENN FAKES A PUNCH......
BJ PENN SHOOTS AND ATTEMPTS A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN
... Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte SPRAWLS AND
BJ PENN IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
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BJ PENN IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
......
BJ PENN IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
......
BJ PENN IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
BJ PENN CLIMBS TO HIS FEET!......
... Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte DEFENDS........
BJ PENN FIRES A LOW ROUND KICK
...... Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte CHECKS......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte FIRES A FLYING KNEE TO THE HEAD
...... SOLID SHOT!......
BJ PENN TRIES TO CLINCH BUT Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte BREAKS FREE......
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BJ PENN GRABS Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte IN A CLINCH......
BJ PENN GOES FOR A HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN
...... Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!........
BJ PENN IS IN Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte'S OPEN GUARD........
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BJ PENN IS IN Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte'S OPEN GUARD........
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BJ PENN WORKS FOR POSITION......
BJ PENN IS IN Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte'S OPEN GUARD........
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BJ PENN WORKS FOR POSITION......
BJ PENN IS IN Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte'S HALF GUARD........
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BJ PENN POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK......
BJ PENN LOCKS ON A KIMURA......
TIGHT LOCK.......
BJ PENN WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
BJ PENN SECURES THE LOCK AND Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte TAPS OUT ..... GREAT KIMURA BY BJ PENN!!!!
BJ PENN WINS BY SUB / KIMURA AT THE TIME OF 1 : 44 OF ROUND 1 .
STATS FOR BJ PENN
STRIKES SCORED: 0/5 (0%)
STRIKING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0
TAKEDOWNS SCORED: 1/2 (50%)
TAKEDOWN AVERAGE DAMAGE: 1
GRAPPLING ATTACKS SCORED: 1/1 (100%)
GRAPPLING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 62
SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS: 1
STATS FOR Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte
STRIKES SCORED: 1/1 (100%)
STRIKING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 21
TAKEDOWNS SCORED: 0/0 (0%)
TAKEDOWN AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0
GRAPPLING ATTACKS SCORED: 0/1 (0%)
GRAPPLING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0
SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS: 0
LMFAO!!!! ROFL!!!!! Now we know who would win this fight. hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
.........ROUND 1 STARTS.........
.......................
BJ PENN FAKES A TAKEDOWN......
.......................
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT BJ PENN COUNTERS WITH A STRAIGHT CROSS
...... MISSED BADLY.......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte RETREATS......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT BJ PENN COUNTERS WITH A BODY SHOT
...... MISSED BADLY.......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte RETREATS......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT BJ PENN COUNTERS WITH A JAB
...... MISSED BADLY.......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte RETREATS......
BJ PENN FAKES A PUNCH......
BJ PENN SHOOTS AND ATTEMPTS A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN
... Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte SPRAWLS AND
BJ PENN IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
......
BJ PENN IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
......
BJ PENN IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
......
BJ PENN IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
BJ PENN CLIMBS TO HIS FEET!......
... Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte DEFENDS........
BJ PENN FIRES A LOW ROUND KICK
...... Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte CHECKS......
Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte FIRES A FLYING KNEE TO THE HEAD
...... SOLID SHOT!......
BJ PENN TRIES TO CLINCH BUT Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte BREAKS FREE......
.......................
BJ PENN GRABS Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte IN A CLINCH......
BJ PENN GOES FOR A HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN
...... Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!........
BJ PENN IS IN Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte'S OPEN GUARD........
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..........
BJ PENN IS IN Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte'S OPEN GUARD........
.........
BJ PENN WORKS FOR POSITION......
BJ PENN IS IN Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte'S OPEN GUARD........
.........
BJ PENN WORKS FOR POSITION......
BJ PENN IS IN Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte'S HALF GUARD........
.........
BJ PENN POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK......
BJ PENN LOCKS ON A KIMURA......
TIGHT LOCK.......
BJ PENN WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
BJ PENN SECURES THE LOCK AND Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte TAPS OUT ..... GREAT KIMURA BY BJ PENN!!!!
BJ PENN WINS BY SUB / KIMURA AT THE TIME OF 1 : 44 OF ROUND 1 .
STATS FOR BJ PENN
STRIKES SCORED: 0/5 (0%)
STRIKING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0
TAKEDOWNS SCORED: 1/2 (50%)
TAKEDOWN AVERAGE DAMAGE: 1
GRAPPLING ATTACKS SCORED: 1/1 (100%)
GRAPPLING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 62
SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS: 1
STATS FOR Paul 'Scorcho' Laporte
STRIKES SCORED: 1/1 (100%)
STRIKING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 21
TAKEDOWNS SCORED: 0/0 (0%)
TAKEDOWN AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0
GRAPPLING ATTACKS SCORED: 0/1 (0%)
GRAPPLING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0
SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS: 0
LMFAO!!!! ROFL!!!!! Now we know who would win this fight. hahahahahahahahahahaha!!